Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Trash TV. I love it. Deal with it.

Anyone who knows me (alas, you'll never know if you really do!) knows that I LUUUUUURRRRRRVE trashy tv. It's my porn. Well, it's ONE of the things I consider to be my porn.

I think all day. I work hard. When I watch tv, I don't want to think. I just want to laugh and enjoy the stupidity as it ensues.

My current new fave is MTV's Jersey Shore. See it here live on  Ugh, I die!  I could watch this show all day.  I'm not Italian, but I'm of a similar European descent.  I'm not a "guidette" (it should really be guida, no?  But we all have gathered that spelling and grammar are not their strong suits), never fear.  But I CAN'T. STOP. WATCHING.

Maybe I can find myself a guido like this dude who has the word "Cadillac" tattooed on his rib cage.  We know I rep tattoos.  But that?  I don't get the significance...or the fact that it has to be so dang huge and spelled out.  He also spends 25 minutes on his hair.  Eff that.  I don't even spend that long and probably never will.  Oh, and did I mention that he has his hoo-hoo pierced?  We all know what I'd do.  I'd giggle.  I need to be on Jersey Shore NOW.

How will I get on Jersey Shore now?  I will give myself a weird, un-related and mildy retarded nickname.  This chick - who claims she invented the poof (sorry hunny, you didn't invent it, nor is the poof meant to be held up with a large, white banana clip) - has the perfect nickname: Snookie.  Her name is Nicole.  Related? Nope.  Weird?  Check.  Mildy retarded? You bet.  She eventually becomes Snickers among the cast, but I digress.  Back to the aim; find me a nickname.  Perhaps I'll go with "Kit Cat" know, I'm Canadian, hence the C and it's a homage to my favourite chocolate bar.  

 They love to fist pump.  With pit stains.  I would SO fit in.  I sweat like a motherfucker.  He's also college educated.  But if you watch the show,  you'll wonder WHAT college educated him.  I've even come across a site dedicated to fist pumping.  WTF MATE?  Gross.  They'll let anyone post on the interwebs these days. 

Click on the pic to see the stains in all their sweaty epic glory.  

* pic taken from, who has a hilarious Jersey Shore post here.

If you haven't seen the show.  Watch it at the link above.  Or, do like me and watch it live as it airs.  Do it.  You know you want to.


*Canadian Girl

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